cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.


trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first


eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down


zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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Person: I like your name
Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

straight white boy problem #87631


haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.


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